Tuesday, 29 May 2012

In my Professional Opinion of Life in General

After 5 months of rural living, 5 months of paying taxes, 15 days of seclusion and introspection and a gob-smacking 9 hours of life experience I have compiled a list of observations/opinions/conclusions. They come in the form of bullets, as everything is better in point form.


You know you've been in the Ingwavuma for too long when....
  • running water and smooth tarred roads elicit as much excitement as a 75% off sale
  • sunset becomes an event 
  • snakes, goats, chickens and cows are "normal" road kill
  • your gut greeting upon meeting new people in a Western setting is "sanibona" as opposed to hello
  • you change your running routine slightly and you get 5 comments from different sources all saying "ow, sisi, I see you are not running any more"
  • machettes are used as "lawn mowers". For this reason you are not overwhelmed with fear when a man carrying a machette passes you in the street
  • when passing bushes you are more concerned about goats darting across the road than sneaky traffic cops with speed cameras
  • in a Western setting you find yourself giving and receiving with your left hand placed under your right and doing a small courtesy (in Zulu culture you give and receive with your right hand as a sign of respect) 
  • you're defining criteria for "good accommodation" is running water that can be drunken straight from the tap
  • the presence of chicken fillet in spar is stirs so much joy and excitement to the point where it may result in a tweet, BBM or FB update
  • a destination that is 1.5 hours away is classified as "around the corner"
  • a tap without water, a petrol station without petrol and a post office without stamps no longer shocks you


You will never_________________________________ until you come to Ingwavuma
  • know natural beauty 
  • realise that you never have "nothing" 
  • understand that water is vital and that electricity is convenient
  • know how few people speak English
  • value fluid conversation in your mother tongue 
  • know how much you value your family and friends
  • witness true dignity in the face of adversity 
  • understand the importance of community 

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