Treatment of
in-patients, out-patients as well as clinic visits form part of the job
description of a physio at Mosvold
Hospital
Your average clinic
day starts with the health care worker (in my case the therapist) phoning transport department and praying for a
car. Once a car has been granted, the itinerary has been completed and you have
piled all the necessary paraphernalia as well as other members of the health
care team into the vehicle your journey to the clinic as well as your day at
clinic commences (note the journey and the day are 2 separate parts).
The Journey
Depending on the
clinic location you may end up travelling for as long as 1.5 hours on tar or
gravel road dodging potholes, cattle, school children and few other mentally
challenged road users. Due to the varying terrain you may find yourself
transforming an Average-Joe Mazda Sting into a 4x4. In scenarios when there is
limited transport and you have been assigned a driver from the Hospital you may
find yourself forming part of the drivers dream to part take in Ingwavuma’s
version of the Dakar Rally…a most terrifying experience indeed!
 |
| Meet the Mr Bean Mazda Sting. Don't be fooled by its atrocious colour, this car is a Transformer |
 |
| One of the double cabs that we get to take to clinic |
 |
| The common KZN Cattle Congress that has to be dodged on the road |
The Clinic Visit
Once you have
reached your destination the real work starts. As therapists you are required
to run an exercise group for arthritis patients. The size of the group ranges
from 2 patients to 30 patients. The number of people in the group is dependant on the size and location of the clinic,
the number of people in the area with arthritis and most importantly patient
compliance. These groups are a source of entertainment for my patients and a
humbling experience for me as the translators do not attend clinic. For this
reason I am required to run the group using a list of phrases that I have
written down and may not have always practised pronouncing. This is amusing as I
have been learning Zulu as long as I have been in Ingwavuma (ie 5 months) thus
my Zulu is far from good. The exercise group is structured-you come in, you
greet, give your disclaimer (I’m from Cape Town, I’m English so excuse my Zulu
BUT I am trying), you do your exercises using your phrases, you sign the
patients card and give the “Buya”date
(Buya: pronounced “boo-ya” is Zulu for return). The end of the exercise group
marks the beginning of the "real" party J
As you sign the
patients’ cards, they either:
A) Say thank you and walk home
or
or
B) Go off at you in Zulu
Patients
going off at you in Zulu either:
Bi) Complain about pain (pain which is chronic-duh, you have
arthritis)
Bii) Ask for Tubigrip (Tubigrip is a compression bandage effective
for certain painful conditions and swelling-not all arthritis patients need
tubigrip, but 90% of arthritis patients at clinic are CONVINCED it’s the cure
to life in general)
Biii) Tell you something which is not remotely related to
arthritis as they do not have arthritis, therefore they have been referred to
physio for an individual session NOT the group session.
My response to
patients going off at me in Zulu:
Bi) If the pain is due to the arthritis I tell them in broken
Zulu: the definition of arthritis as well as the management, prognosis and
treatment thereof
Bii) Give them tubigrip as I have given up on convincing them
otherwise. Due to the large quantities of tubigrip issued, I have dubbed myself
“The Tubigrip Fairy”
Biii) Ask them to wait inside for me to see them one-on-one. These one-on-one sessions are often the most challenging as my Zulu is limited, the patients
English is non-existent and the people who are willing to translate (bless
their hearts as they are angels) are not always accurate.
The individual
sessions usually take the longest as I have to see some of the patients from
the group as well as other individuals for follow up. Once again patient volumes
vary from 2 individuals to 12. After all the individuals have been treated and the
other members of the health care team are finished with their patients you can
FINALLY go home. Unless of course, you have to do a home visit with the Social
Worker which is what happened at my latest clinic visit.
Search and
Retrieve
After the worlds
longest afternoon of individual patients where I had to use a psych patient to
convince 1000000000 arthritis patients (ie 3 out of 5) that they don’t need to
come to Mosvold for an x-ray because we know how their arthritic bones look; I
embarked on my first home visit with the Social Worker.
This home visit
was different from any other as people living in Ingwavuma don’t have a “fixed”
address consisting of a house number, street name and suburb. Instead they give
their address in relation to something (eg. A school) so instead of saying I
live in 54 Humus Street Newlands, they’ll say they live at Nansindlela School
This method of Search and Retrieve consists of me driving the hospital double cab around the Nkungwini area while the social worker stops random people on the street asking the where abouts of the child. After asking number of people we were pointed in the direction of a school play ground as school had just been dismissed and the client we were looking for was on her way home. We had to sift through a sea of little faces to find the girl. After much hooting, tip-offs from scholars and foghorning her name out the window we managed to located the client.
 |
| Phase 1: Search = foghorn + hoot + point |
When peace and calm had been restored I found myself taking the client home for the home visit. The road to her house was a narrow one, it could hardly be classified as a road. It was more of a foot path flanked by bushes, huts and long grass. Nevertheless we transformed it into a road-or at least, we drove in faith because I sure as hang did not know what was lying beneath!
 |
| What the road was intended for-people walking. |
 | ||
What we transformed it into. As in all "tense" situations, my eye is twitching.
|
No comments:
Post a Comment